rare-drop:

vampirezelda:

juniperberrie:

beachcryptid:

beachcryptid:

beachcryptid:

anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason

there was also the chocolate factory commerical

My whole body just experienced deja vu 

I just fucking disassociated from my body upon seeing this

mydarling-suggestions:

i just wanna be in your arms

tockthewatchdog:

i’m mysterious but not on purpose. i’m just trying to leave wherever i am at all times and that makes me seem mysterious when it’s actually the behavior of like. a dumb bird

prophetpunk:

nukachemistry:

cryptomaster-leviathan:

toadprince:

tariqah:

someonekillpewdiepie:

Jeff.

I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.

“I love you, alive girl” legitimately sounds like a threat

did someone photoshop that picture of him to make his eye on the right look bigger?

dans-homosensual-agenda:

Some of you have never gotten all your books confiscated by your third grade teacher because you were reading them under your desk in math class and it shows 

jaufea:

jaufea:

the curtains are drawn in my livingroom, but the rest of the furniture is real

(Source: clayt3rran)

goodthingsarewaiting:

hugsfromyourbibrother:

sinagmaling-diwata:

Girls and gays going into 2019 like

I’m legit getting a crop top over the break

Will I ever get tired of watching this?